Ninja Assassin trailer.
January 7th 2010 01:48
Betrayal begets blood.
This is the law of the Nine Clans.
This is the way of the ninja.
This is the law of the Nine Clans.
This is the way of the ninja.
Ninja Assassin follows Raizo (Rain), one of the deadliest assassins in the world. Taken from the streets as a child, he was transformed into a trained killer by the Ozunu Clan, a secret society whose very existence is considered a myth. But haunted by the merciless execution of his friend by the Clan, Raizo breaks free from them...and vanishes. Now he
In Berlin, Europol agent Mika Coretti (Naomie Harris) has stumbled upon a money trail linking several political murders to an underground network of untraceable assassins from the Far East. Defying the orders of her superior, Ryan Maslow (Ben Miles), Mika digs into top secret agency files to learn the truth behind the murders. Her investigation makes her a target, and the Ozunu Clan sends a team of killers, led by the lethal Takeshi (Rick Yune), to silence her forever. Raizo saves Mika from her attackers, but he knows that the Clan will not rest until they are both eliminated. Now, entangled in a deadly game of cat and mouse through the streets of Europe, Raizo and Mika must trust one another if they hope to survive...and finally bring down the elusive Ozunu Clan.
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Ninja Fact File(courtesy THINKJAM PR):
Ninjas never close their eyes
Ninjas are not allowed to carry mobile phones. They would be embarrassed if it went off, and then kill everyone in sight.
Every time a Ninja sneezes a small animal dies
The body of a Ninja is a deadly weapon, which is why they are banned from airports.
If you stand too close to a Ninja you may faint
If you can see a ninja, it’s not a ninja.
A ninja never breaks a sweat
Supernatural Ninjas became a myth in Japan and China, they were supposedly; 7 foot tall, able to fly, walk through walls as well as shape shift.
Ninja have 0% body fat, and 100% muscle.
Ninjas invented pain so they could have more fun
Ninjas can kill two birds with one stone
Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club
Ninja can live in your bedroom for days and you would never know
Can run over 100 miles on their hands
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.
A ninja could take out Jack Bauer AND Chuck Norris at the same time. On a bad day.
High-level Ninja can reproduce asexually, like amoebas.
If you cut a Ninja in half, each half will grow into a new Ninja.
A ninja’s nipple is so hard it can cut through red meat like a hot knife through butter
Ninja are the coolest thing on the planet including The Hoff.
Ninja’s could make Twilight go away, but they find the merchandise too amusing.
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